By the way, lest anyone think I just hate dogs, I don't. It's the primping I don't get, and the teeny-tiny doglets. Larger dogs I like, especially mutts. I've even always had a soft spot for Afghan Wolfhounds because I once dated a nice boy who reminded me of dogs like this:

I'm not sure how to make that statement sound as fond as I mean for it to be. :)
EDIT: And, like, not pervy. I'm not a perv or anything. Perv.