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Aug. 15th, 2011 11:11 amSo
dilletante and I took a parkour class this weekend, and I'm still having trouble with some of the more difficult things I do in a day (sitting down, standing up, taking the stairs, walking). I've never been happier to be able to pee standing up.
Me: I took a parkour class today! We tried to jump over walls.
N: Parkour? ....like parcours?
Me: Yeah.
N: I want to do that!
Yes, yes you do.
The class was fascinating; I was in my preferred position of "near the bottom of the fitness ladder", which for some reason I usually find encouraging rather than demoralizing. There's nothing to live up to! I have already fulfilled my awesomeness quotient for the day just by showing up, and any trick I manage to land is pure icing.
This turned out to be a vital attitude. The teacher had a lot of smart things to say about how to work up to the various vaults, and even though we didn't have time for me to manage them all, I left feeling like I had a lot I could practice. Given that he was trying to teach all the basic types of parkour move to a class with 17-year-old boys who'd clearly been practicing in the parks for a while AND well-rounded 35-year-old moms, I'd say he did a bang-up job, and my quads would agree.
Maybe 45 minutes into the class, he set up a lower-height vault that the people who were having trouble could use, and I finally managed to land a few. And I got that feeling - that euphoric lump-in-my-throat feeling where I'm grinning so hard that I'm starting to cry and I realize ALL OF MY GYM CLASSES FAILED ME ALL ALONG, I DON'T CARE THAT I'M NOT A NATURAL, I LOVE THIS STUFF, I LOVE THIS STUFF, I LOVE THIS STUFF.
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Me: I took a parkour class today! We tried to jump over walls.
N: Parkour? ....like parcours?
Me: Yeah.
N: I want to do that!
Yes, yes you do.
The class was fascinating; I was in my preferred position of "near the bottom of the fitness ladder", which for some reason I usually find encouraging rather than demoralizing. There's nothing to live up to! I have already fulfilled my awesomeness quotient for the day just by showing up, and any trick I manage to land is pure icing.
This turned out to be a vital attitude. The teacher had a lot of smart things to say about how to work up to the various vaults, and even though we didn't have time for me to manage them all, I left feeling like I had a lot I could practice. Given that he was trying to teach all the basic types of parkour move to a class with 17-year-old boys who'd clearly been practicing in the parks for a while AND well-rounded 35-year-old moms, I'd say he did a bang-up job, and my quads would agree.
Maybe 45 minutes into the class, he set up a lower-height vault that the people who were having trouble could use, and I finally managed to land a few. And I got that feeling - that euphoric lump-in-my-throat feeling where I'm grinning so hard that I'm starting to cry and I realize ALL OF MY GYM CLASSES FAILED ME ALL ALONG, I DON'T CARE THAT I'M NOT A NATURAL, I LOVE THIS STUFF, I LOVE THIS STUFF, I LOVE THIS STUFF.