dynamic elf

Me: *mortar*
David: *mortarmortar*
Cee: *mortarmortarMORTARMORTAR*
Me: Ha ha ha poop.
Cee: Ha ha!
David: *mortarmortar*

[hours pass]

Me: I've just returned from a pee break and learned that the Sox are up 10 - 3!
David: Huh!
Cee: *mortarmortar*

[10 minutes later]

Cee: *mortarmortar*
Me: *mortar*
David: [pause]
Me: [pause]
Cee: *mortar*
David: Was that screaming? As if someone had just won something?
Me: I think it was! *mortarmortarshove* Yay!

Yesterday -- okay, my Tyler Hamilton is your Curt Schilling. Sort of. A bit. But I don't know, it's actually pretty cool. I might not understand rabid sports-team fandom, but I do think that this year makes a neat epic story, and I am happy that most of the city seems to be thrilled.

By the way: watch this ad. (from zerokey)

Edit: It was late. I meant mortar (v): 2. To plaster or join with mortar, not mortar (v): 1. To bombard with mortar shells. We're refinishing our basement.