why he is a bad influence on me
Dec. 17th, 2005 08:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
"Hmmm. What do I want?"
"You want food, probably, but you're not sure what. Maybe a bowl of ice cream."
"Mmmmmm. Ice cream."
"How'm I doing?"
"Not bad. I was actually trying to decide between food and a shower."
"Oh, shower!"
"Yeah. Do you think I could take the ice cream into the shower?"
"No." [pause] "That's what baths are for."
"You want food, probably, but you're not sure what. Maybe a bowl of ice cream."
"Mmmmmm. Ice cream."
"How'm I doing?"
"Not bad. I was actually trying to decide between food and a shower."
"Oh, shower!"
"Yeah. Do you think I could take the ice cream into the shower?"
"No." [pause] "That's what baths are for."
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Date: 2005-12-18 06:10 am (UTC)Also, I bet one could enjoy a popsicle or fudgesicle in the shower without too much trouble... and you wouldn't have to worry about the dripping, just rinse it off (or get someone to, um, help you with it).
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Date: 2005-12-18 04:23 pm (UTC)Oh, damn you! Now I'll have to try it! NOW! Um, right after I make coffee, and eat something.
Also, I like insense in the bathroom when I'm showering. Not edible, but then you open the curtain and there are all these swirls of steam and swirls of insense smoke in them. Awesomely outrageous.
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Date: 2005-12-18 05:46 pm (UTC)I wonder if there is such a thing as coffee-scented incense. Hmmm....
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