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"Hmmm. What do I want?"

"You want food, probably, but you're not sure what. Maybe a bowl of ice cream."

"Mmmmmm. Ice cream."

"How'm I doing?"

"Not bad. I was actually trying to decide between food and a shower."

"Oh, shower!"

"Yeah. Do you think I could take the ice cream into the shower?"

"No." [pause] "That's what baths are for."

Date: 2005-12-18 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harimad.livejournal.com
Oh, good spouse!

Date: 2005-12-18 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaggalagirl.livejournal.com
i adore your husband. i promise to let you keep him forever.

Date: 2005-12-18 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oakenguy.livejournal.com
If you had someone on the other side of the shower curtain holding the ice cream, a shower would still be possible. Tricky, but possible.

Date: 2005-12-18 05:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dancingwolfgrrl.livejournal.com
That's awesome :) Did you do it?

Date: 2005-12-18 06:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kateorama.livejournal.com
Coffee, however, is a lovely addition to a morning shower. As is a cold beer for afternoon/evening showers.

Also, I bet one could enjoy a popsicle or fudgesicle in the shower without too much trouble... and you wouldn't have to worry about the dripping, just rinse it off (or get someone to, um, help you with it).

Date: 2005-12-18 04:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veek.livejournal.com
Coffee, however, is a lovely addition to a morning shower.

Oh, damn you! Now I'll have to try it! NOW! Um, right after I make coffee, and eat something.

Also, I like insense in the bathroom when I'm showering. Not edible, but then you open the curtain and there are all these swirls of steam and swirls of insense smoke in them. Awesomely outrageous.

Date: 2005-12-18 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oneagain.livejournal.com
I like incense sometimes, too, and soft music and candles when bathing. I know! A candle shaped like a bowl of ice cream with coffee-scented incense! Woo hoo! All bases covered (kinda)!

I wonder if there is such a thing as coffee-scented incense. Hmmm....

Date: 2005-12-19 04:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harlequinaide.livejournal.com
Incense and candles are great. Me, I like to bring other people into the shower with me. Fun to play with and conversational! :-)

Date: 2005-12-19 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moominmolly.livejournal.com
Coffee in the shower? I must.

Date: 2005-12-19 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harlequinaide.livejournal.com
Hmm, I thought "bad influence" was part of our job description. I read this to Mrs. Quinn, and she said, "hey, it's you!" Just doing my job, ma'am. Just doing my job.

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